Deep Thoughts

Jack Handey makes the big bucks from his "Deep Thoughts". They're so retarded and funny. Go here to see the most e-mailed. The top two ones are my favorites - last night Rebekka and I cried watching them.


Also...I'm really sad because I was supposed to work this morning and I totally forgot. Gosh I'm such an idiot. I woke up and saw 6 voicemails on my phone - when you see that at 9:30 am it's never good. But she didn't fire me...even though that was my 2nd time doing that. I did it like a year ago. Man I feel so dumb, but there's nothing I can do about it - so do I just forget it? Man...!!

Escue Me!

So I saw this video like last year - thanks to my bestie Maddy . It's really funny - but for like the past week or two all I've been hearing about is this video. I'll be walking on campus and hear "The back 'o your head is ridic-olos!" Its so funny. Here it is:



Also - just for the sake of really good old youtube videos - here's this classic that I've been watching again.

Mom Day

Rebekka and I have a special day - Mom Day. It's pretty much every Thursday, we don't have school and we go shopping, etc. You know- what moms do when their kids are in school. Sometimes we have to do important errands like get the oil changed or go to IKEA or clean the house and watch a movie. This Mom Day we went to the Draper Temple open house. It was fantastic - go. Then we went to IKEA and Rebekka was at home and happy (she's from Switzerland.)

I'll get around to it...sometime

Two More Hot Men

Except one is the same as last time.

Miss Stephanie - Hollah!

Tonight I've decided to dedicate a post to my good friend Stephanie, a kindred spirit.

Steph is awesome. I first met her about a year ago when she started working at Summerfield. She thought she was all that because she already knew people that worked there. And I thought I was all that because I had been working there for like a lot longer than her, so yeah.

Then we started talking. We basically would just tell each other our secrets and shananigans. I love when Stephanie tells me about all her guy drama. Stephanie would go to bars and pick up different guys EVERY DAY! She is so cool. I can't even talk to boys yet....still. Ha ha one time she hooked up with a married guy! (Don't worry she didn't know he was married, until his wife called...dirty scoundrel.) Oh yeah and one time she walked in on her crush and friend on her livingroom floor! Oh man...good times...ha ha.

I love when Stephanie says "mmhmm..." like a black lady. And when she says that ugly people are "hatin' it". Ha ha I laugh everytime. And remember when I thought that lady in the truck was a dog? Sometimes we make cards and jewelry together...ha ha. Oh yeah she is a really good artist too. And all the time we paint our nails. She likes glitter polish because of me - ha ha. I laugh when she paints them all and then messes them up. She laughed when I told her I wanted to make out with someone in the closet, because she was already way ahead of me...lol.

Then one day Stephanie met this guy - Christian. He REALLY liked her and wouldn't let her go, ha ha even though she is a wild party girl, AND even though he's like 32 and she's 21. I kept telling her that she was so predictable, because I knew she would eventually fall in love and I made her promise that I could be a bridesmaid!! She thought I was crazy, but last month they got engaged.

I'm happy for them. And I love my Stephanie. Thanks for being my friend and listening to my sad lame drama, and letting me hear all of your cool real drama! Ha ha. But you really are a great friend.

(That's not Christian - that's Dan the Man...ha ha he looks like a dinosoar)